officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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bombing:

paragonkrogan:

bombing:

i will award a $25 starbucks gift card to the first person who tattoos a QR code leading to my blog on their ass and streaks across the field during the superbowl

make it $50 and it’s a deal

i don’t remember saying this offer was negotiable

Stay Safe In The Big Lightning Storm

Q

Anonymous asked:

there is no wackness wthout fresh

A

yoisthisracist:

OH SHIT

gau—meguro:

alright let’s let the cat out of the bag here. no seriously. the cat has been in the bag for weeks, the bag is soiled. I hear meowing nonstop every night. please help me. 

If we came from babies, as these “scientists” would have you believe, then why are there still babies among us today?

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“We are talking about shark fall rates of two inches an hour”
— Weather lady- sharknado 2 (but what does that even mean???)

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